ANIMALS 2 (Why Animals Should be Kept off Furniture) (17/12/1991)

Because they're hairy
And they shit on it.

Comments

Off the furniture?

That's assuming that you still have furniture. Most of the time they just tear it up with their claws. I still can't live without them :)

Well, we've only got a

Well, we've only got a rabbit, and she's in a hutch. So no furniture issues.

wtf?

wtf?

I would have thought it was

I would have thought it was fairly self-explanatory :)

Unless you're a spambot, of course, in which case you probably say that to all the web pages you encounter.

Hmm, bedroom furniture: I wonder if this is merely an attempt at spamming my website for commercial gain?

nope, I'm an animal loving

nope, I'm an animal loving human :D

In which case, my apologies.

In which case, my apologies. I wasn't intending to upset animal lovers. Just put animals in their place :) I'll let the free advertising stand.